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What is the latest BAD film you watched?

Steve-FreeOnes

FO Admin / "rude, unnecessary attitude" (he/they)
Staff member
So, Steve - was the movie "too woke??" That's what I've been hearing..
I'm sure lots of wankers on Twitter are saying that but I was more bothered by how long and boring and stupid it was.
 
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Steve-FreeOnes

FO Admin / "rude, unnecessary attitude" (he/they)
Staff member
Really can't do justice to how shit this was. The fucking shark doesn't turn up for an hour, for a start.

 

Johan

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I watched it out of curisity, 'cause I had never watched any christian movie...

That is very very lame. Bad writing, bad directing, bad acting...
 

Orban89

Adam said I am a Noodle Brain
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tvstrip

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
Not worth the hype. And like Ryan says, they just shoehorned in multiple, irrelevant cameos. Usually you can save those for the sequels , but to have them off the bat is like admitting that you KNOW this was a stinker to begin with, and you needed that star power (Spiderman/Venom) to prop it up

 

monicasilver

My Girlfriend is a Blowup Doll!
The Power of the Dog.

Not only was it boring and a waste of talent, it glorified passive aggressive behavior.
I understand the movie.
I don't understand people who thought it was really good.
 

Freq3

Expect Nothing and Appreciate Everything
I watched this the other night on Amazon Prime:

A Million Ways To Die In The West (2014)​



There were brief funny moments, but the movie as a whole was rather bad
 

afterlights

Tip: install a spycam in your toilet.
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

A colossal fumble of material they were handed from "WandaVision" and "What If?".
 

Pornfan99

I smell PUSSY!
I had expiring points to use on Redbox, so I finally got around to renting "Matrix: Resurrections." WTF?? There was NO reason to make that movie.. The ending was also ridiculous, in the Neo "forgets" how to fly - even though he's been doing so since the end of the FIRST movie..

It's like in Star Wars 8, where Leia gets blown out into space - yet survives; even though she received no "force" training (at least, that is shown to the audience)..
 

tvstrip

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
Spitfire over Berlin

I generally have a very low standard for war movies. The plot can be paper thin if there battle scenes and effects are good.
This POS has CG that looks like it came from 1990's video game. At best, it looks like a plastic toy model - which probably would have looked better.
And the story/acting was crap, with 90%+ of the movie consisting of pilots talking to each other in the cockpit shot throughout the movie.

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Johan

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
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Worst sequel since Star Wars Episode IX - Rise of Skywalker
 

tvstrip

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
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Worst sequel since Star Wars Episode IX - Rise of Skywalker

I thought it was good for what it was - believable dinosaurs and the merging of the original trilogy cast.

I thought the CG and 3D were really well done - which you'd expect from a film like this.
The underwater scene looked absolutely amazing in 3D:
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The story on the other hand, meh. The one thing that bugged me was "the hand" :
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I get that it was a thing from the previous movies, but you try that with any wild animal and you'll be joining the Anakin Skywalker amputee club.
 

Johan

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
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As a movie, it's crap. But it has some pretty entertainight fights
 

Pornfan99

I smell PUSSY!
The Gray Man. The action scene in Prague, with the red Audi - was it me, or did the EV all of a sudden become an ICE vehicle mid-way through the scene?? Horrible editing. Also: the action scene at the end, attaching the castle - the most unrealistic attack scene since Arnold S. stormed the island in "Commando," running across a field with 8-plus guys firing fully automatic assault rifles at him, and they ALL miss..
 

tvstrip

I changed my middle-name to Freeones

This was so bad I wasn't sure if this was a high school student's project. The acting is beyond campy, it looks like it was shot on an iphone, the lighting is just off the wall from shot to shot.
And worst, for a movie with "Kung Fu" in its name, the actual fights were cut so badly it was clear no one had any fight/stunt training at all.
 
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